Ed's Birthday

Yes folks, once again December is here and the concern on everyone's mind is, "What do I get Ed Bear for his birthday? " Sure there are distractions such as Pearl Harbor, Christmas and New Years Eve, but who can even think about any of those things when you are stressed out about what to get me? Well, worry no more. Here is a list of presents that I will be expecting:

• DVD "Writers Day" available from Amazon.com. Cost about $10.00.
  
• Cloth Napkins Cost about $17.49
  
• Rain Barrels. Cost about $100.00
  
• Obvio 828e Electric Car. Cost about $49,000.00

This list has been provided out of the goodness of my heart to eliminate the stress and confusion you all suffer from during this time of the year. For those of you who are wondering, no this does not count as a Christmas present. I don't even own a BBQ to use all the coal you folks gave me last year, so I certainly won't need anymore this year.